
(via quote-book)
I keep forgetting. I’ve started to make plans with my sister 3 times this morning:
Me: Wanna go and -
Her: NO. Hairdressers.
Me: Right, right. I should go shower.
I still haven’t showered. I should go do that.
Phil: You’re not really wearing that are you?
Alan: Wearing what?
Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin’ with me?
Alan: It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil: So does Joy Behar.